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This is the true story of 22 strangers picked to be in a class… write together and blog their opinions…to find out what happens… when people stop to think… and start getting REAL… Project RTV.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Mike "The Situation" Mad lib

Mike: I look so (adjective) in these (noun), there's definitely going to be a situation later tonight. All I have to do is (verb) a girl at the (noun) and she's (verb) with me. If I don't (verb) a (noun) I can always cook some (noun) and (verb) by myself in the jacuzzi.

Monday, April 11, 2011

SNL Digital Short

Nasim: "(Name of a woman) can I talk to you for a second?"
Helen: Yes (derogatory male nick name)
Nasim: You're kind of my (noun), and, um I would really be (adjective) in myself if I didn't ask you this.
Helen: What is it (derogatory slur of any kind)
Nasim: Can I touch (insert appropriate/inappropriate noun)?
Helen: Yes, of course

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Jersey Shore Mad lib

Vinny: Did i (verb) (name of girl) last night? Did i do the (adjective)?
The Situation: This is the second night Ronny has (verb) in a row. I dont know how (name of girl) feels about this, but i feel (adjective).
Ronny: Dude i (verb) out mad tonight. Now im gonna go (verb) with my girl.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Mad lib!

I was at name of a place, when all of the sudden a adjective noun came up to me and started verb-ing. I verb-ed to my couch and said, "look here now, we can either verb or sing!!" We ate a noun and dance of into the noun. We got very adjective and went to sleep in a noun.

Vinny Jersey Shore

"(Nationality) girls are (adjective) cuz they can (verb), they can (verb), they got (plural noun), they got big (plural noun), nice full lips, they got that (noun) an Italian guy needs"

-Vinny

John Belushi SNL

I got a friend, his name is (male name), he's (nationality) as they come. We used to (verb) together a lot. After two drinks, he would look like an (noun with adjective). You know? You think he had (noun)? In one day he got his (noun) stolen, and the stupid, he had no insurance, and no license, and he gets (verb) for being drunk. And after that, he takes off for someplace like (country), or someplace like that. And his mother dies, ya know, so they (verb) him to tell him to come to the (place). It's his mother's funeral, that's all. And he's in (same country as before) sitting squat-legged listening to some (wild animal). So he comes back and he gets stopped at U.S. Customs for (something illegal), not holding, he's trafficking. I mean, here's this guy (same male name as before), his old lady kicks off, he gets popped at the border and he's sitting on fifty pounds of black Tibetan finger hash and two keys of slam. Now that's not bad luck, that's (adjective) luck.

John Belushi SNL monologue

Man Versus Mad Lib

Alot of these (plural noun) are (adjective) (same as previous noun), and look you can tell that just from these (plural noun) they are soft and (adjective), and they are kinda shaped like a (noun) as well. But what i'm after is the (noun). See look, (verb) this (direction) and you see these ones here, (verb) this off, and just inside, there's like this (adjective) (Noun).This stuff is great for (verb ending in -ing) for making a (noun). Just (verb) a few of these and it will really help you. The (adjective) (Noun) will not only protect the (noun), but help keep the (noun) (adjective).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopJOONHXtM

Mad Lib Jersey Shore

Deena: Why are u (adj) at me (noun)? Vinny: Because you (adj). Deena: How did I let you (adj)? Vinny: You just did. Denna: Cause im nothing but (adj) to (noun) in this (noun) Vinny: Your not nothing but (noun). I thought (noun) were Denna: Ok Vinny: I just thought (noun) wasnt like (noun) Pauly: Uh-oh Ronnie: Are you (adj) me Pauly: Being called (noun) is one of the (adj) things you could ever be called

Jersey Shore madlib

Situation: "I always(verb) a good time when I (verb) out to the(noun) but in the back of my(noun) I'm thinkin' I(verb) a (noun) here, I got (noun) picked out already… this (noun)wants to (verb) me! I wanna (verb) back to the (noun).

ANTM

Hopefully I can (verb) the judges this week. I feel like most of the girls in the (noun) think they are more (adjective) than they really are.

Tyra: we've (verb past tense) to give you one more chance to see if you can come out of your (noun) and prove us wrong.
Trya: when you (verb) it has to come natural. You look (verb) and it makes your smile look fake.
just (verb) harder next time and give it your all. You need to look (adjective).

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Jersey Shore Mad Lib

Pauly D: Sad thing is like he'll be (verb) with (name #1, girl) tomorrow
Vinny: I (verb). How does she just like do that to (name)?
Pauly D: I (verb), after they just (verb). What do we do? Should we (verb) (name #1)
Vinny: Wait, I (verb) an (noun). Why dont we (verb) an (adjective) (noun)
Pauly D: Yea, oh my (noun), let's do it. We'll (verb) it so they don't even think its us. We'll (verb it (adjective) (adjective) so bring a (noun). Dear (name #1), (name #2) (verb) with (name #3) in the (noun).
Vinny: If ya know what I mean.
Pauly D: If ya know what I mean.
Vinny: Don't (verb) her we (verb) it.
Pauly D: O I won't (verb) her bro but she needs to know its (adjective) (noun).

Madlib Jersey Shore

So me and Pauly were like really and adjective and I don’t know what to verb. So I was like why don’t we have some noun. I can verb pretty good actually, but I prefer to so verb that I don’t know how to verb so I don’t do shit.

Jersey Shore Mad Libs


"I'm sitting down, ready to eat my food, AND VINNY'S, LIKE,"THE (noun) JUST HIT THE (noun). SAM (verb) THE TYPED-UP LETTER FROM the (noun) 12 YEARS OLD. MAN UP!"

"(adj) JERKOFFS!"

"PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE (adj) HAVE BIG (adj) Mouths!"
"If I find out it was mike, I'm gonna (verb) HIS (adj) FACE."

Man vs Wild madlib

It takes a bit of perseverance but once you have (verb) it, its as good as having a (noun). the smoke is starting. You need enough to make an ember to then (verb) into your tinder. (verb) the coal carefully into the tinder. And nurture it. Now you have fire. Building a camp fire is a (adjective) part of (verb) in the wild. It is not just for (verb), its a morale buster. As soon as the sun went down, the temperature (verb) (adjective). This fire is gonna give me (adjective) warmth, and keep away (name). Oh look!! It's a (animal)! Lets (verb) it!

Real Housewives of Atlanta MadLib


(Name) shut up! You better watch your tone and how you speak to people. You think you can (verb) people like that when (second name) is behind you. You (verb) the most (adjective) (expletive) to her. (Name), you think that you are Lady Gaga but really you are just (adjective). You are (adjective) and you know it. I would much rather be a (noun) than be a (noun) with somebody else’s husband for money. You need to learn how to handle a (noun) like an adult. You’re so (advjective) and (adjective).

Jersey Shore

Deena: "I'm just afraid she's going to (verb) and run to the (noun) again."
Snooki: "No, you're (adjective)"
JWOWW: "Let's go, we're getting our (noun) !"
Deena: "Nicole! Really?
Snooki: "I just wanna have (noun).

ANTM

I'm wondering what I'm gonna (verb). I'm still working on my (adjective) in my (noun). With the type of person I am the (noun) just eats me up alive. Maybe this new (noun) will help me within my (verb) and show them im not just a (noun).

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Jersey Shore Madlib

Sammi: Hello, anchovies? Why are bananas causing problems, saying Ipods went smimming with Sandals?
Arvin: Well not last Christmas, but-
Sammi: No, Arvin, It was never like that.
Ronnie: You're hairy!
Sammi: Whatever, I'm not playing video games with it anymore.
Ronnie: Don't roast marshmallows with anything.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Mad Lib

Situation: "It just so happens that (name) defies the laws of (noun). I never thought someone would make (another name) look like a (noun) scientist.

Trash To Treasure

Shows like American Pickers on the History Channel are trying to lure in an older audience mostly men between the ages of 45-60. I think this is true because my dad loves to watch this show. People like my dad become infatuated with this show because I think they like to see the hosts uncover cool old things that remind the viewers about their past. The hosts of the show also make it entertaining to watch when they try to haggle prices low enough so the can buy the old treasure. It is also funny to watch when the owners of the old memorabilia refuse to let any thing go. Some people are so stingy its funny.

Mad Lib

June Cleaver’s Wet Dream MAD LIB

“I see Elliot as the Doctor. The Microwave is Shaking and the stuff’s Tumbling over and the Mittens are Unraveling, and I’m like, “HOLY SH!@” All of a sudden… the Door opens, there’s Elliot. “Honey, I’m Hard!” And he Creeps up behind me, puts his Toes around me and gives me a Flower, and at that Second everything’s Sinful. You know? Just Sinful.”